Thursday, June 13, 2002
I passed it again on the road today . . . that new sign that the old church put out front. The one they are always changing to say stupid things like "God reads knee-mail" or some of those sayings from the famous "God" billboard campaign a few years ago. I wish one of the churches in town would just come right out and tell the truth one of these days . . . "It's a good thing God loves us, because we don't usually love each other" or "Having trouble sleeping? We can help!"
If I ever had my own church sign, I'd put random things on it like "Have you heard P.O.D.? Those guys rock!!" or "Why won't those telemarketers just leave us alone?" or "I hope the Chargers don't move to Los Angeles. That would be lame." If anybody out there has some good ideas for my sign, please
e-mail me: maybe I'll start a blog with a list.
